Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 239
Say Thanks to dorsetmike for the following:
Before the fall of the USSR, there was a Communist weather forecaster named Rudolph. One day he said to his wife, “It’s going to rain pretty soon.” She looked out the window and said, “I don’t know, it looks clear to me.”
The forecaster drew himself up and said, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why did JSBach have so many children? There were no stops on his organ...
Women are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be, buddy?”
The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing all this drinking.
“You’d drink them this fast too if you had what I have.”
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