Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 238
A Guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge, “I just can’t take it anymore. Every night she’s out until way after midnight, just going from bar to bar.”
The Judge asks, “What’s she doing?”
The guy answers, “Looking for Me!”
Say thanks to topagent1963 for this one:
Due to the Me Too movement I need to tell you about my co-worker Fred, He was brought up on harassment charges due to his telling a co-worker her hair smelled nice. The reason he got into trouble was he was a midget!!
Special Thanks to Reltney McFee
So, this fellow walks into a big time show business agent’s office, carrying a dog, and says, “I can make you a million bucks! My dog, here, and I have a talking dog act!”
The agent, wise in the ways of vaudeville, says, “Get out a here! Nobody wants to see a talking dog act!”
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