Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 236
The Dreaded Phone Call
My boss phoned me today.
He said, “Is everything OK at the office?”
I said, “It is all under control. It’s been a very busy day. I haven’t stopped to take a break all day.”
“Can you do me a favor?” he asked.
I said “Of course, What is it?”
“Pick up the pace a little. I’m in the foursome behind you.”
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut”?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left, but did not return that day.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut”?
The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” The guy left and, again, did not return that day.
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