Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 235
From a Friend of J & G.
An avid golfer married a stunningly attractive young lady, but on returning from their honeymoon found his game had suffered, he was distraught.
Then one Sunday morning a man knocks on his door, produces an emerald green ball with a shamrock logo and announces that using this ball his game will be back, better that ever before, the catch, the man wants to take his wife to bed.
The guy barely had time to explain this to his wife before grabbing up his clubs and heading out to the course.
Not to long after, he returns, angry beyond words, apoplectic.
“It started out just as you said, a hole-in-one on the first, again on the second, but the third was awful, lost my ball in the lake. Twice.”
“Ahh.” Explained the man. “She didn’t swallow.”
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