Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 234
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Eldest of three daughters goes to her mother on the eve of her wedding and says “Mom, I’ve got a small problem. I’m marrying Joe tomorrow and he thinks I’m a virgin, but I’m not.”
“Hmm! How many men have you slept with?” asked her mother.
“Only one.” Said the daughter.
“O.K. Here’s an elastic band, just before he gets you into bed, go to the toilet and stick this up your you know where and when it twangs and he asks you what that was, you say it’s alright darling that’s just my virginity going.”
So the wedding goes ahead and on the wedding bed ‘twang’ “What was that”, the new husband asked.
“That was just my virginity, darling.”
And the new husband was happy.
Some time later the second daughter was due to be married, went to her mother and said “Mom, I’m getting married to Frank tomorrow but I’m not the virgin he thinks I am.”
“How many men have you been with” asked the mother.
“Only three” said the daughter.
“Alright, here’s three elastic bands, just before you get into bed on the wedding night go to the toilet and stick these up, when they go ‘twang’ you tell him it’s just your virginity going”
And again all went well.
Then the third daughter came to her mother and said “Mom, you know...”
The mother interrupted “I know, you’re getting married to Bill, he thinks you’re a virgin and you’re not”.
“Bbbut how do you know that.” Stammered the daughter.
“I just know,” said the mother, “how many men have you slept with?
“Oh!god, I lost count”, said the daughter.
“Here stick the whole box of elastic bands up and when they go ‘twang’ and he asks what that was, you just say it’s your virginity going”.
So on the wedding night she goes into the bathroom and stuffs the lot up then climbs into bed.
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