Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 233
This one is compliments of J& B.
Informed
The defendant and his lawyer are in the courtroom, the man being charged with theft. The lawyer tells the crusty old judge, “My lord, my client has produced receipts for, firstly, the high speed modem.”
“High-speed modem?” questions the judge.
“Yes” replies the lawyer, “It allows computers to communicate over vast distances at high rates of speed. It allows email and something called cybersex in AOL chatrooms, your honor.”
“Cybersex?” says the judge, “You mean sex through a modem? You mean sex on a monitor? Good lord, the morals of this society! Sex should be a natural event of nature!”
“Secondly, my lord,” continues the lawyer, “My client can produce a receipt for the 12-speed cd-rom.”
“12-speed cd-rom?” queries the judge.
“Yes my lord, it enables millions of bits of information to be read off a small disk.”
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