Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 231
The Hinge:
While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So I asked my wife, Mary, if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him: “How much is that faucet”?
The Manager replied: “That’s a gold plated faucet and the price is $5,000.00.”
Mary exclaimed: “My goodness that is an expensive faucet, certainly out of my price range”.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy. The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the back room to get one. From the back room, the Manager yelled: “Ma’am, you wanna screw for the hinge?”
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