Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 229
Say thanks to Dramoth1964 for this one:
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!’ so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!’ and rode off.
“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service-station attendant.
“Nothing,” the woman answered “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”
“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don’t use saddles.”
zonedoc gets right to the point:
As requested a “new” joke.
The punchline:
Donald Trump
These are compliments of Joe Smart...
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing a round of golf but were delayed by the slow-playing foursome ahead of them. When they flagged down the marshal to complain, he explained that the foursome was blind, but the club let them play regularly as part of the community outreach program.
The priest said, “You know, that is very charitable of the club. I think it is a fine thing!”
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