Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 225
The following are compliments of dorsetmike
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub,
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer, The Bitter, The Lager.
Barmen
The following ones from a visit to the zoo
The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx’s posterior orifice
Is filled with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.
The oomagooly bird is a rare and exotic
bird found in the deserts of Australia. It
has three foot legs and four foot testicles,
and every time it lands, it goes oomagoolies
The winky-wanky bird by some strange evolutionary occurance, the nervous system of this bird’s eyelids is connected to its foreskin.
Every time it winks, it wanks and every time it wanks, it
winks.
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