Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 223
Wedding warnings:
A railway porter decided to get married in a large room on the second floor of the terminal.
So many friends and relatives showed up, that their combined weight caused the building to collapse injuring the bride, groom and many of the guests.
The moral of the story:...
Never marry above your station.
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This one is compliments of Jantrevor
Many years ago Casanova died, and went to God for judgement. God gave him a choice of interviewing the guardians of Heaven and Hell so he could choose between them.
First he went to Heaven. Heard the Angels sing and asked if they were available. God said NO, they are all perpetual virgins.
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