Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 222
This one is compliments of Pepere
One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week.
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. “Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate.”
“Why yes,” she replied, “My son sends me money every week, and I give 10% of it to the church.”
The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful, how much does he send you?”
The old lady said, “$10,000 a week.”
The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?”
“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.
“That is an honorable profession,” the pastor said. “Where does he practice?”
The old lady proudly said, “In Nevada. He owns two cat houses in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.”
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This one is compliments of cbarge
I know that the explosion of micro/artisan breweries has made this joke at least obsolescent but here goes:
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