Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 219
This one is compliments of dorsetmike
Bibbo was killed in a fire and badly burned.
His two best friends were asked to go to the morgue to identify him.
First one went in and after looking at the face, said turn him over.
He then shook his head and said that’s not Bibbo
The other friend went in. As with his friend, he said turn him over. He then also shook his head and said that’s not Bibbo.
How do you know, asked the policeman?
Well, they said, Bibbo was pretty unique and this guy isn’t.
How, asked the policeman?
Well, every time we used to come into town to have a drink at the Bar, the barman used to shout here’s Bibbo with the two assholes - and that guy on the slab has only got one!
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This one is compliments of gnostic
this guy was all depressed about ending up in hell, so the devil took him aside and explained that hell was all about sin, and sin is fun.
“did you like to eat when you were on earth” asked the devil.
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