Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 214
Say thanks to J Adams for this one:
A man and woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.’
‘Wow! That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied... ‘Get your own fucking blanket’
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These are compliments of Navarre
After a meeting several days ago, I couldn’t find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal “TSA Pat Down.”
They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
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