Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 211
The wife is complaining about me again to the neighbors She now tells everyone I’m 300% impotent.
A few days ago I was only 100%, not 300%.
According to her after I fell down the stairs, broke my finger and bit my tongue...
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My wife dropped her keys & said “What’s WRONG with me?”
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
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Sometimes I’m right. Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I’m saying.
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My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, “Who else would I cheat on?”
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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.
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