Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 192
The Flight Attendant...
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot & sexy looking female passenger on board, who looks sad & quite frightened. The man sitting beside her is a fat old slob, who looks like a lech, very sullen, mean, and dangerous!”
The captain responds... , “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One...”
This one is compliments of ukdave
An Englishman went on a golfing holiday to Spain, after a successful round he gravitated to his hotel bar where he was served by a gorgeous Spanish girl. They really hit it off and they finished up in his bed where they made passionate love. He reached for the phone and she said “What are you doing?”.
He said “I am ringing for a bottle of champagne so that we can celebrate!”
She said “Seberiano didn’t!”
He said “What did he do?”
She said “He did it again!”
He thought if Seberiano could do it again then so could he so he rolled back on to her and did it again.
Once he was finished this time he reached for the phone again.
She said “What are you doing?”
He said “I think we need that bottle to celebrate”
She said “Seberiano didn’t!”
He said “What did he do?”
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