Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 19
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Wee boy goes to his dad and asks how he got his name; the dad reply’s that it as an anagram of his mother’s favourite thing.
The wee boy says “Thank you dad” and his dad says “No worries Alan, glad to help”
I’ve been back to the doc again. I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
He says I have Feefiphobia.
“Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.”
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
Scene: costume party
A: what are you dressed as?
B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!
A: your costume is too small to be a harp...
B: calling me a lyre?!
Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’
I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, “Your fly is open.”
He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his “barracks door.”
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?”
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