Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 189
Thanks to Unclepodger
What’s the difference between a cheetah and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between beer-nuts and deer-nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.49, Deer nuts are under a buck.
One beautiful Sunday morning, a priest announced to his congregation: “My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons ... a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. “Now, we’ll take the collection and see which one I’ll deliver.”
A local pastor and his son were fishing alongside of an old gravel road, when an unfamiliar car drove past. The preacher yelled “Turn yourself around before it’s too late” and held up a sign saying “The End is Near!”
The driver didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted: “Leave us alone, you religious nut!”.
All of a sudden they heard a big splash, and the boy said to the pastor: “You think maybe we should write ‘Bridge Out!’ on that sign?’”.
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