Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 186
You’re fired
On my first day working at the gas station I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. “What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?” I joked. “It would go out,” he replied very matter-of-factly.
“Really?” I asked, surprised to hear that. “Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?” My co-worker answered “No. The force from the explosion would blow out the match.”...
Last night I hit a pole with my car late last night.
The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don’t speak polish so I just kept driving.
College professor
A college professor was in a confessional booth talking to the priest.
“Father, my wife has been out of town,” he said. “After class today, a beautiful young co-ed invited me back to her dorm room. I’ve never been in a situation like this before. I can’t believe it myself, but I agreed to go. We started having sex and ... um ... her roommate walked in. Next thing I know, she joins us and all three of us are having sex.”
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