Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 18
Vetted New
These are compliments of Mike:
As he looked at her driver’s license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.
Taken aback, he couldn’t help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?”
She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.
She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.”
The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?”
The little old lady held up her purse and replied, “Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”
Finally, the astonished trooper asked, “What are you afraid of?”
And the little old lady smiled and replied: “Not a Fucking Thing.”
This one is compliments of dorsetmike
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three dime coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back...
The boy coughs up two of the dimes but is still choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help...
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