Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 177
There was a very unusual hospital where one of the main treatments was that the nurses would take the male patients home and sleep with them.
But there was one patient, Rob, no one wanted to take him home. He was a small man, and he had tattooed on his penis the word ‘SHORTY’.
Well, finally, Valerie, feels sorry for him and takes him home and sleeps with him.
She comes back to work the next day smiling. The other nurses ask what she could possibly be so happy about after sleeping with a guy with SHORTY written on his penis.
“Yes” replies Valerie “but when he becomes aroused, it says, ‘SHORTY’S RESTAURANT AND PIZZERIA’”. “Wow!” the other nurses gasp.
“‘ORDERS TO TAKE OUT’” Valerie continues “‘ALL BAKING DONE ON PREMISES... ‘“
The others stand there staring, in total surprise.
“ESTABLISHED 1922 ... PARTIES ARE OUR SPECIALTY” Valerie finished.
I AM SOOOO HEATED RIGHT NOW!!
So I went to Guitar Centre to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal.
I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again ... STARING! So now I’m like “WTF is her problem?!”
I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it’s getting weird. Super uncomfortable!
Finally, she says “I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away”. I thought to myself ‘Oh it makes sense now’. I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said “Sorry for your loss”. She says “Thank you ... but I have a favour to ask. I know it’s weird and I’ll understand if you don’t want to, but can you give me a hug and say ‘Bye Mama’?”
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