Chapter 176

The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class for the kids.

She said, “Moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?”

Some of the students looked at each other in a state of total confusion. Then, Johnny raised his hand. When called upon, he said, “Miss, have you ever seen the SIZE of moth balls?”

Thank Joevsr ‎for this one.

American: “Do they have a Fourth of July in England?”

Englishman: Very indigent: “Of course NOT!!”

American: “Well, what do you call the day between the 3rd & the 5th???”