Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 171
Thanks to J & B for the following.
The Conference
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?”
Most of the hands go up.
“And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?”
About half the hands stay up.
“OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?”
Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd.
“Gosh, that’s pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?”
One hand stays up.
The speaker blinks. “Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?”
The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said, ‘goat’.”
The wager
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”
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