Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 167
A 90 year old man finally gets to see a doctor.
The doctor asks him to explain the problem.
The man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive.
The doctor is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you?
The man answers I am 90.
The doctor, still a little confused says “you are 90, and you want your sex drive lowered?”
“Yes,” said the man, “it’s all in my head and I want you to lower it.”
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $489,000 and your mother just lost her job. I’m sorry but there’s no way we can afford it.”
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