Chapter 167

A 90 year old man finally gets to see a doctor.

The doctor asks him to explain the problem.

The man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive.

The doctor is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you?

The man answers I am 90.

The doctor, still a little confused says “you are 90, and you want your sex drive lowered?”

“Yes,” said the man, “it’s all in my head and I want you to lower it.”

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $489,000 and your mother just lost her job. I’m sorry but there’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Johnny told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $489,000 mortgage and no fuckin’ bike.”