Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 166
These are compliments of Allan
A guy was crawling through the Australian outback, dying of thirst, and gasping, ‘water, water’. He looked up and saw a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy Convent”. He managed to crawl to the door, and banged on it. When a nun opened the door he gasped, “Water, please, I’m dying of thirst”.
The nun said, “We don’t have water, but we do have tea brewed from a koala bear.”.
The guy said, “Anything, I’m dying of thirst”.
The nun gave him a big mug of the tea, he gulped it, and gagged on koala nails and koala fur and koala bones.
When he stopped choking, he asked her, “Couldn’t you get rid of all that junk, first?”
The nun smiled at him sadly and said, “Everyone knows that the koala tea of Mercy is not strained”.
I think that my wife is having sessions with the Devil on how to be more evil.
I don’t know what she’s charging him, though.
I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it’s because she’s cute with big brown eyes.
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