Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 161
Frankly, I do not think that No. 1 is a good comparator; however, it has some theoretical validity
These three statements tell you a lot about our culture:
1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. Funny how that works.
2. We constantly hear about how CPP (Canada Pension Plan) is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second Didn’t.
3. Provincial Social Services (welfare payments) is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free money ever. Meanwhile, the Parks Branch, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” The stated reason for this policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”
That ends Today’s Lesson On Irony.
New Retirement Job At Wal-Mart...
To afford my ‘lifestyle’ I’ve been forced to seek employment to help pay the bills. In these tight economic times, you can’t really be too choosey about a job opportunity - You take what’s available when it’s available.
I never saw myself as a sales clerk helping out in women’s clothing, but you take what you can get on short notice!
Walmart hired me on the spot. Had a choice of two openings. A Walmart Greeter or an assistant in the Women’s Jean Dept. I just wanted to tell you myself, just in case your wives or girlfriends come to Walmart to try on jeans.
Kinda enjoyed my first day on the job. Now I’m thinking about making it ‘full time’ employment!
We all grow old in the end...
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