Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 157
You can thank Fmwarmac for the following:
A dietician was once address in A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thingthat is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?, You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.”
The man in the front row lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.”
A guy falls asleep on the beac...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns on his legs.
He was starting to blister and in pain by the time the doctor arrived. To help, the doctor prescribed an IV with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The attending nurse was rather surprised by the prescription and asked, “What good will Viagra do him?”
The doctor replied, “It will keep the sheets off his legs.”
A recruit who wasn’t really m A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them.
Despondent, he said to the sergeant, “I think I’ll just go and shoot myself.”
The sergeant said, “Better take a couple of extra bullets!”
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