Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 153
These are compliments of Fmwarmac
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo ‘Merry Christmas,’ and on the inside of the other one they tattooed ‘Happy New Year.’” Perplexed, he asked, “Why did you do that?” “Well,” she replied, “now you can’t complain that there’s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!”
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
London Pro ... Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He Said, “Yes, but not in a row!”
Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry
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