Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 152
These are compliments of Fmwarmac
WARNING: MANY OF THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT POLICIALLY CORRET. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
*Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
*is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.
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