Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 148
These are compliments of Fmwarmac A stingy old lawyer who had be...
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.”
After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases.
He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two pillow cases stuffed with cash.
“Oh, that darned old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.”
Carlos panhandles just as long Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”.
Jose says,... “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Carlos’ sign reads, “I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.”
Jose says, “No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.”
Carlos says, “So what does your sign say?”
Jose shows Carlos his sign...
It reads, “I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico
Mid Semester Final Exam
One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig till late night, as many college students are prone to do, and didn’t study for their test, which, of course, was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
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