Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 139
Headlines
>From The Year 2030 -
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the second-largest country in the world, New India, formerly known as Canada...
- White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Canada’s third language...
- Children from 2-parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for being ‘different’ -- tolerance urged.
- Calgary schoolgirl expelled for not wearing burqa -- being Christian is no excuse, says school: Sharia law must be enforced...
- Japan announces it will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet is unemployed.
- Canada now has 10 universities of political correctness. Professor Goldman of ACLU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think...
- Canadian deficit $10 trillion and rising; Govt declares return to surplus in 100 years -- 300 years ahead of schedule. PM Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success...
- Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch...
- The Leafs have finally given up hockey and are now taken up cricket and are importing players from India and Pakistan complete with families and friends.
- Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped...
- France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic countries -- no nation steps forward.
- Castro dies aged 104; Cuban cigars can now be imported to US legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned smoking...
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