Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 138
A statement by Joevsr
Two new-borns side by side in their cribs.
One says to the other “Sad thing about this Joe ... is in 70yrs, we will be doing the same thing and still be bald, no teeth and wearing diapers.”
Say thanks to Charm Brights 4 this one!!
A new employee was going on his first foreign trip for his employers, so naturally he was a little nervous.
At the airport he sat having a coffee in the departure lounge when he overheard a young man being given some advice by an older companion, “When you get to Tokyo you should have the wax treatment. It is wonderful.”
“Where do I get it?” the young man asked.
So he quickly made a note of the address the older man quoted.
On his first evening in Tokyo he thought he would try this, so he took a taxi from his hotel but the driver would not take him there, insisting on dropping him at the end of the street.
‘In for penny, in for a pound,’ he thought and started down the street looking for the house number he had been given. As he walked along, the street looked less and less well kept, until it was truly shabby. Then he found the number he wanted, and knocked on the door.
It was opened by an old crone looking rather like one of the witches from Macbeth.
“Do you do the wax treatment?” he asked.
“Not me, my granddaughter,” came the reply, “come in.”
‘Sounds a bit more promising,’ he thought and just then a beautiful young woman appeared wearing only a see-through kimono. ‘That’s more like it,’ he thought.
She led him into a room at the back of the house, and undressed him, but would not let him touch her tits. Then she sat him down in a chair next to a low table and started to stroke his penis which quickly became hard. She made him turn on his side and laid his prick on the low table, then oiled her hand and started stroking it again.
He thought he had never been as hard or as big in his life.
She then started to tease it with a feather and to his surprise it grew even bigger and even longer.
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