Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 129
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There was a young man in Australia
who painted his arse like a dahlia
10 cents a smell
was all very well
but a dollar a lick was a failure
There was a young girl from the Cape
who had an affair with an ape
the result was most horrid
all bum and no forehead
and one hairless ball like a grape
There once was a bishop from Birmingham
who seduced young girls while confirming ‘em
as they knelt on a hassock
he lifted his cassock
and shived the episcopal worm in ‘em
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