Chapter 129

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There was a young man in Australia
who painted his arse like a dahlia
10 cents a smell
was all very well
but a dollar a lick was a failure

There was a young girl from the Cape
who had an affair with an ape
the result was most horrid
all bum and no forehead
and one hairless ball like a grape

There once was a bishop from Birmingham
who seduced young girls while confirming ‘em
as they knelt on a hassock
he lifted his cassock
and shived the episcopal worm in ‘em

A nosey old fellow from Buckingham
stood by the river at Tuckenham
he was amazed by the stunts
of the cunts in the punts
and the tricks of the dicks that were fucking’em