Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 119
These are compliments of fmwarmac
A man was in a doctor’s office and the doctor walked in and said, “Ok what do you need today sir.”
The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleeding penis.
The doctor said, “Damn how did you do that?”
The man said, “Well I live in a trailer, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailer next to mine at exactly 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masturbates with it.
“So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my p.nis in the hole.
“So that night I did, and it was going great until someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!”
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?”
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?”
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.
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