Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 112
Thanks John
JOKE OR ANTI-JOKE?
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite drink? Wataaaaah!
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
</li>Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well-known six offender.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
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