Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 109
Say thanks to dorsetmike for this one:
Police have arrested a man who fell into the workings whilst stealing a combine harvester.
They’re expect he’ll to be baled tomorrow.
Compliments of Allan B
Algebra – what mermaids wear to hold up their breasts.
Cannibals serve food at a wake. It saves a lot on the burial costs...
Adam was a White man. Did you ever try to take a rib from a Black man?
A candidate for the police force was asked, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother”? He replied, “Call for backup.”
When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same when you are stupid.
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