Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 105
These are compliments of dorsetmike
A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation.
So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.
“We’ve employed an Oxford don who’ll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and ICT skills”.
There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing.
“Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet”, they reply.
So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for.
“It doesn’t really matter”, they say, “so long as they fit in the cannon.”
A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kgs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5day - 10kg program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
To read the complete story you need to be logged in:
Log In or
Register for a Free account
(Why register?)
* Allows you 3 stories to read in 24 hours.