Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 101
First Day At Work:
A young millennial hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile; gave him a broom; and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a Harvard graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom I’ll show you how it works.”
Drunk in France-true event
This actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breathe test the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, “No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving on the other side?
This one is compliments of J & H
A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.
She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
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