Hairy Roadtrip
Copyright© 2017 by Old Man with a Pen
Chapter 6
Wanna talk about a wake up call? This was NOT your standard buzz or ring ring. It soon the nurse said the words. Wendy peeked around the door.
God ... she’s cute. Beautiful even.
<Yeah.> Sigh.
“I want to know what you had to do with this,” I said ... and it wasn’t a question.
“Who? Me?” Wendy said.
“Who, you what? I wasn’t talking to you ... I was talking to You Know Who.”
“I do? ... I do,” she said.
<Who? Me?>
“Butt out Wendy ... I’m talking to them,” I said.
It was an inopportune moment ... the doctor, accompanied by the ward head nurse, stepped into the room.
“Who? Me?” asked the doctor and the nurse ... twins, even. Disgusting.
“Not you doc,” I sighed. Every time you guys come around ... well ... except twice ... three times ... I get in trouble.
“It’s the ringing in my ears, Doc. I keep trying to answer it.” That didn’t help one single bit.
Instantly, he said, “Mr. Austin, we’d like to keep you for a few days ... observation.” He turned to Wendy, “Mrs. Austin, would you agree to ... oh ... say ... three days?”
Wendy swiftly nodded ... any harder and her head would break off.
Shit!
“She’s not my wife!”
“How about five days?” said the doc.
Wendy grinned.
“Five days it is,” agreed the doc.
“How about no days?” I said, as I tried to slide out of bed.
Serious mistake. My foot hit the floor and I followed it.
When the black turned to grey I heard the doc say, “Nice and tight, boys. He’s recalcitrant. His wife agreed and signed the paperwork.”
Thick webbing surrounded my wrists and I could tell by pulling that they were attached to something extremely solid ... like the bed rails. When I tried to sit up the double thick chest strap prevented movement. I did the best I could ... to no avail. So ... I shit the bed. I would have pissed but the catheter removed that option. All that stink got me was Depends. Even though I asked for and used the bedpan I got adult diapers for the night shift.
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