Chapter 1

‘Two more lattes please, ‘

‘So Jennifer, how are things now, since your split with Jack?’

‘Oh, so, so. I’m doing ok. But well, you know.’

Sue eyed her friend. They had known each other since school. They had kept in touch with each other and met regularly for coffee, but this was their first meeting since Jennifer and Jack had split up. Sue had been unsure how to broach the issue. The topic had been skirted around as they drank their first coffees chatting about all sorts of things, but now the conversation turned to the split-up.

‘Yes I’m fine, thank you. Life goes on. Of course I do miss certain aspects of life with Jack. You know, the, er, the physical side was very good. Jack was very good at, you know... ‘

‘The sex, ‘ offered Sue.

‘Well, yes, not just in bed, but we sort of played around. We, well you know... ‘

‘No Jennifer, I don’t know. Come on Jennifer, you’ve got me intrigued now. Come on, do tell.’

Jennifer gave a nervous giggle. ‘Well we used to enjoy role-play, if you know what I mean.’

‘Oh that’s lovely, ‘ said Sue. ‘We used to like that. Me and Paul, ‘til he went off it. We don’t do much in that direction now, ‘ she added wistfully. Anyway, come on Jennifer, don’t keep me in suspense. Let’s be hearing the details.’

‘Okay then, ‘ said Jennifer. ‘Promise not to laugh and don’t you dare tell a soul.’

‘Jennifer, I am the epitome of discretion. You can trust me. I promise not to laugh. Now come on and tell Auntie Sue.’

The girls were good friends, but had never discussed their sex lives in detail. Jennifer had been a bit reluctant to start, but as she warmed to the idea she began. ‘

‘Jack’s favourite was when I played the role of a massage parlour girl. The game would start while Jack was still at work. He would ring me at home and ask if he could have an appointment for a massage that evening. I would pretend to consult my appointment book and I would agree to book him in.

Before he got home I put on a short white coat, like a saucy version of a doctor’s coat. Underneath I would wear stockings and suspenders, a nice pair of knickers and no bra.’

‘Oh, I like that, Paul used to like me to wear stockings and suspenders. Mind you that was a while ago now, ‘ said Sue thoughtfully. Anyway, do go on, you’ve got me in suspenders now. Ha, ha.’

‘I would but a pink light bulb in the bedside light, so the bedroom took on a pink glow, adding to the ambience. I would light scented candles to set the mood, then I would wait for Jack. I might tell you I was quite excited by the time he got home. When he did, I would greet him by saying, “Would sir like his massage now? Very well, a basic massage is £10. Please go up to the bedroom, take your things off and lay face down on the bed and I will be up shortly.” So Jack would give me the £10 and go upstairs.’

‘What, did you actually charge him real money?’

‘Oh yes, of course, we wanted to make it as realistic as possible. Anyway, I would give Jack time to get ready then I would go up and as Jack lay face down on the bed I would give him a sensuous massage using a drop or two of musk scented massage oil. He liked it especially when I got to his bottom and thighs.’

Jennifer paused and blushed, but her friend gave an encouraging smile.

‘Go on Jennifer, don’t stop now. It is just getting exciting.’

‘Well, okay. After a bit, I would say “Shall we turn over, sir?’ So Jack would lay on his back and I would carry on massaging him and as I did his inner thighs I would “accidentally” brush past his, er, you know... ‘

‘His willie?’

‘Yes, that’s it. His willie.’

‘Oh go on then.’

‘Well of course, he started to get excited. So, noticing his excitement I would ask “Would sir like any extras?” Jack would ask “What do you do?” then I would read him out my price list.’

‘Wow, Jennifer, that sounds exciting. So what was on your price list?’

Jennifer gave a nervous giggle. ‘It started off with a hand job for £10, or a full strip hand job for £20, a blowjob was £30 or full sex was £60.’ Suddenly Jennifer burst out in a peal of laughter.’

‘What is it?’ asked Sue. ‘What’s so funny.’

‘I’ve just remembered something. It was so funny. You see one day I went through the menu and Jack was so horny he said he wanted the full sex. So I said ‘Okay sir, and I started to strip. He eyed me standing there in my stockings, suspenders and knickers. That will be £60, payable in advance. Jack reached for his wallet and found he had only £5 left in it. He had forgotten to go to the cash machine. Anyway he handed me the £5 note. I held it up to the light and said “Oh, I’m sorry sir, I know the light is a bit dim in here, but this is only a £5 note. I’m afraid we can’t provide any extra services for £5”. So in desperation he took an old till receipt out of his wallet and said “Here you are, £60,” so I looked at this bit of paper and said “Really sir, I’m afraid you must need glasses, this is just a bit of paper.”

Jack started to get a bit agitated at this and said “Look it’s role-play. This bit of paper is a pretend £60.”

“Well I didn’t know The Bank of England even printed £60 notes. I really think sir should put his clothes back on and come back when sir has some money with him.”

Oh Sue it was so funny I could hardly stop myself laughing. His willie started to wilt and he looked so pathetic standing there wanting to do it and I wouldn’t let him.’