Redneck Daze

Author’s note: This series is intended for use by modern cultural anthropologists who think they understand the redneck mentality--or think they would like to. Although there are those who have been denied a true redneck experience and may think that the attitudes and activities described herein represent some sort of primitive culture, be advised that we feel the same way about your fucked up attitudes.

No animals were harmed during the telling of these events and it is not the intent of the author to disparage any person, group, sect, religion, social construct, region or nationality. All disparagement is aimed squarely at those who can’t take a fucking joke and want to force us all to call a shovel a ‘personal entrenching tool’. I prefer to call it a ‘fucking spade’, but then that would get me jailed in some jurisdictions. I made a stab at spelling out the way we talked back then, but it may be tough to read for those who were denied the pleasure of a country upbringing. Anyone needing a glossary, drop me a line. We git e-mails down here, too.