Chapter 3

Characters

The Halls

Me - Sean - 16

Sister - Dani (Daniel) - 17

Mom - Gwen - 37

Dad - Brad - 41

The Adlers

Susan - mid 20’s- Y tour guide

Carl - 16 - Susan’s Brother

Amy - 15 - Susan’s sister

Madge - 67 - Susan’s mom

Milton (Milt) - mid 60’s - Susan’s dad

The Haydens

Stephanie (Steph) - 16 - swimming partner

Gerald - dad - late 40’s

Nancy - mom - late 40’s

Keith - bro - 18

Carla - Desk Clerk - 18

Jack, Jerod, Don - late 20’s? - 3 pool contractors

Mom had dinner just about ready. Dad went up to shower and Dani and I went to share our shower.

At the dinner table mom said the Hayden’s were coming over tomorrow night just to get acquainted. They’d probably do fondue on the patio. She told Dani that might be a good time to have her sleep over if Carla could make it. Dani dropped her fork and ran to the phone. Carla must have said yes and we heard Dani say Love you too. She came back to the table and if smiles could light the way, we could have killed all the lights in the house and still needed sunglasses! Carla can’t get here till about 4 but has Thursday off. She can stay can’t she? Dad said Yes of course.

Dad grabbed me and said let’s see what they got done today. Holy shit, the hot tub was in but no water, the awning was up, the BBQ was about half done, the cabana was completely done except paint and when we looked in dad couldn’t believe it. He had just asked for walls, roof and a place to put towels and clothes. There was a wooden bench all along one wall, a massage table in the middle, a shelf with a sink and a cabinet for a refrigerator on the other wall. A rack of 12 ‘cubby holes’ for clothes. Dad said they’ve earned a very generous tip!

Mom came out and said water in the sink is just a garden hose, if we want hot & cold they can plumb it but will have to charge for it. No power for a refrigerator, either extension cord it or pay to have it wired. Mom moved a slat on the massage table and it had a hole cut right were our dicks would go. She moved another slat and it was an extended head rest. The she pointed out the slant to the floor and a drain that was built into the floor in the corner. And lastly, a shower head in the corner by the drain that had a nozzle inside and another nozzle outside with a Plexiglas window separating the shower heads.

Sean, can you go talk to your sister a while, I want to talk to your dad. I left. Mom said, you know the talk the other day about me ‘scratching an itch’. Dad said, yea, that’s fine honey I don’t mind. Mom said no, no I haven’t done anything, YET. You were serious? I’d really like to jump one of the guys and I have a feeling it’s a mutual feeling and that the others would probably want

to join in. Brad, I don’t have to do it, my vibrator got me thru today and there’s only a couple of days left, I just thought it would be fun. But, I love you and am worried about how you’ll react. Brad said Gwen You’ve actually got me to where I want you to do it, if nothing else to get it out of your system or to find out you like it and I’m really ok with it. If you’re horny and you want to fuck - then gawd damn it do it, I’m ok with it, really. You will be here when I get home right? Mom wiped her tears and hugged him, then dropped to her knees. After he came, he said good gawd woman, you do that again and I’ll hire the Dallas Cowboys to come over for you. They walked out arm in arm and sat with the kids at the table. Sean and Dani both leaned toward mom and wiped a little cum from her face and put it in their mouths. Dani, asked dad what he did to make it so sweet. We all laughed and dad said That’s all me honey, with a wife as good as your mother and raising two kids that aren’t a pain in the ass makes life SWEET!

Dani and I slept in Wednesday, knowing that we’d probably be up all night. Mom spent the day cleaning, gotta make a good first impression! And, although mom spent a lot of time at the windows, she never got anything going with the workmen. Dani and I spent some time on the patio getting some sun. We helped mom clean the bathrooms.

The doorbell rang and mom checked the peep hole and quickly turned to the clock 4:00! She opened the door and there were Susan and Carla. Susan said Hope you don’t mind but Carla needed a ride. Mom stepped out on the porch and hugged Carla kinda quick and Susan very slow! Then she realized she was standing outside the front of the house naked and ushered everyone inside real quick. Dani bounded down the stairs and gave Carla the same hug mom gave Susan! I was playing a video game and didn’t realize anyone was even here. Mom dragged Susan into the kitchen and asked wine or coffee. Susan said wine please, a big one. Mom said that kinda day hungh? Susan said I’m embarrassed to even ask but can I stay here for an hour or so. Mom said no, not as long as you have those clothes on. Susan said I knew I could count on you. She didn’t even bother going to a bedroom she had ‘em off and sittin’ on the counter in less than a minute!

She drank half her wine down and let out a long sigh, Oh gawd, so much better! Mom asked if there was anything she can do, and Susan said no, it was just some family shit she’d rather not talk about. Mom said you wanna sit outside or in. Susan said out. They went out and said hi to the guys, don’t mind us, we’re just unwinding.

Susan stretched back and threw her legs wide apart not caring a hoot about modesty. Mom said Does she (nodding at Susan’s pussy) need some attention. Susan looked at her and smiled and said, Actually that might be just what the doctor ordered. Mom said here or inside. Susan just spread her legs wider. Mom crawled down and started gently licking the inside of her thighs and running her hands up to her tits and back down her hips. Susan threw her head back and felt all the tension dribble down her legs. The guys all stopped what they were doing and watched, not going any closer, they weren’t invited! Susan noticed their dicks getting harder and told them they were welcome to beat off but not to come any closer just yet. All three guys reached for their cocks and did just what she said. Susan turned her attention back to mom and was rubbing her face and ears. Mom just kept munching. Susan said Get up, let me do you. Mom said No, lay back and enjoy! Mom stuck her thumb in Susan’s pussy and had the rest of her fingers rubbing her butt crack and ass-hole. The way Susan was grinding you could tell she wanted something in there.

Dani and Carla had come down for a soda and saw what was going on. Dani said wait here and ran upstairs. She came back and very quietly crept out on to the patio and handed her mother a vibrator. Mom smiled and waved her away. Mom didn’t want Susan to know about the vibrator yet so she just ran it around the edges of her pussy and butt like a finger. When mom started pushing it into Susan’s ass, she hit the switch. Susan came instantly, jerking her butt up and down which pushed the vibrator farther in and mom kept it moving back and forth. Susan was way beyond the edge. She was shaking her head back and forth, cum was literally flowing out of her pussy, mom couldn’t keep up with it. Susan held up one finger to the guys and gave the come here signal. Jack, who was the boss, pushed the other two back and half sprinted over to Susan. Mom kept working Susan’s pussy and butt and Susan grabbed Jack’s dick and very unceremoniously shoved it into her mouth. Mom was pumping fingers, Jack was pumping dick, and Susan was pumping cum! If that dick, hadn’t been in her mouth, mom was sure neighbors would have been over wondering what was happening!

Jack came and left a trail going down the side of Susan’s face. Susan said Thanks, now go away please. Susan put a hand on moms hand that had the vibrator, she couldn’t take anymore. Mom very gently pulled it out and put her tongue on her butt-hole, not licking or anything, just sat it there giving Susan some relief. Mom stood up but, bent down and hugged Susan. Susan almost

had mom in a bear hug and whispered in her ear, gawd Gwen, I Love You so much.

Then Susan pushed mom away and said, I suppose you think I owe you now don’t you? Mom just smiled. Susan tried to get up but was having a hard time, mom helped her. She made her way over to Jack and hugged him very tight saying You are one of the few honest to gawd ‘Gentleman’ left. You knew exactly what I needed and put your own wants/needs aside just to please me. Thank you. And, I’ll be back before this job is done, I owe you, and there’s two other very nice looking dicks that may need some attention by then.

Susan and mom went back into the kitchen to refill their drinks and saw dad standing there. Dad smiled and said, you know there’s something I’ve wanted to do ever since I met Susan. Susan said and what might that be. Dad said I’ve really wanted to kiss your pussy, he grabbed mom and kissed her deeply for a couple minutes. When they broke the kiss, dad said, Yea, I thought it’d be

sweet! Mom and Susan couldn’t stop laughing!

Dad went upstairs and got is clothes off and came back down. Back in the kitchen he asked mom, When are the Hayden’s coming over. Susan said, oh gawd, I’m so sorry I didn’t even think to ask. Can I take a quick shower though, I’m a little sticky, ALL over. Mom said Whoa! Slow your horses down, what’s the hurry. I didn’t know you had guests coming over. Mom said Susan, it’s the Hayden’s, your part of this family, sit your ass down. Are you sure, honestly I didn’t mean to throw myself into the middle of your lives. I really thought I was just dropping Carla off. Mom said Susan, would you please fucking stop it, your home now, relax and enjoy yourself. Dad interrupted and asked Carla is here? Mom said Up with Dani I assume. Go say hi.

Dad bounded up the stairs. Dani’s door was open and she and Carla were in a 69 and looked like they’d been that way a while. Both of their faces were covered in cum. Dad snuck away from their door and came down to mine. Hey Sean, what you up to. Nuthin’ really, kinda bored. You weren’t watching the entertainment. I looked at dad, what? Your mom just had Susan climbing several walls on the patio, your sister is doing deep water dives on her friends pussy and you’re sitting up here reading a comic book! Jokingly he said I’m a little disappointed in you!

I’ll be down in a little bit. Dad started out and Sean asked him to shut the door. Dad stuck his head back in, You Ok Sean? Yea dad I’ll be fine. I’m just in a mood.

Dad went back downstairs and had a drink with mom and Susan. Mom asked if he found Carla, Yea, she was doing swan dives into our daughters pussy! I left them alone and talked to Sean for a minute, Anything happen with him today? Mom said No I don’t think so, why? Dad said he seemed to be in a bad mood. Mom said she was going to go up and check on him. Susan asked, Would I be overstepping if I asked if I could go check on him? Mom said No, that might be better.

Susan asked what he drinks, dad said Mt Dew! Susan grabbed a Mt Dew and topped off her wine. Back in a bit!

Susan tapped on Sean’s door and Sean said busy! Susan said, if you’re masturbating, I’m gonna be pissed! The door opened real fast, Come in, sorry just didn’t want family gushing all over me right now. Susan asked, can I? I said No. But you can come in! Susan went in and closed the door, handed Sean the Mt Dew and sat on the edge of his bed. Come lay down with me. Sean got in bed next to her and curled up to her back. Susan moved his arms to cover her tits and then covered his arms with hers. Not a word was said. Mom came up a half hour later and tapped on his door, when no one answered she stuck her head in and saw them curled up on the bed, sound asleep. She quietly backed out shutting the door.

Nancy Hayden called about 7 and said she was really sorry, but Gerald got called out of town, and they weren’t going to make it tonight. Mom asked what she and Steph were going to do. Nancy said nothing planned. Mom said good, Dani has really been looking forward to Steph coming over, and I want to see this infamous ‘ring’ Sean keeps talking about. Mom continued, No arguments, be here in 30 minutes and hung up.

Nancy and Steph showed up right on time. Steph asked where Dani’s room was and mom said upstairs, first door on the left. Steph took off and 30 seconds later was a shriek that probably woke Susan and Sean, and maybe a few dead people too. Carla and Dani jumped up and stripped Steph and Carla said, you have some catching up to do, whose pussy are you eating first?

Mom turned to Nancy and said Bet we’ve seen the last of her tonight! Mom pointed to the bathroom and said strip! Nancy came out naked and stood in front of Gwen, holding her pussy open. Gwen reached out and tentatively played with the ring. Mom pointed to the end of the couch and said Oh yea, that’s Brad, my husband but don’t you even think about fucking moving. Mom kept playing with the ring and Nancy said Get me a drink, show me the house, and then one or both of you eat my pussy, and emphatically added In that order!

Everyone laughed and headed to the kitchen. Dad asked what’s your pleasure? Nancy said other than sex, wine, preferably white. Dad poured her a wine and mom grabbed her arm and took off on the nickel tour. Dad went out to the patio and was flabbergasted at what the guys had accomplished today!

Gwen was showing Nancy everything and when they passed Sean’s room, Gwen said Susan and Sean had a rough day and are sound asleep. Nancy just said Susan? Gwen said she brought Carla over and I kinda forced her to stay! At Dani’s door, Nancy was reaching for the knob and said let’s peak. Gwen stopped her and said no, we’re really pushing the rule that you have to knock on closed doors. Nancy said gawd I wish we had started that, it’s almost too late now. Mom knocked and Dani yelled to come in. Gwen and Nancy just stood in the door. Carla was eating Steph’s pussy and didn’t even look up. Steph was shaking her head back and forth and probably didn’t know she was even being watched. Gwen asked, Having fun? Dani just said Bye mom!

Downstairs, Nancy said really nice, I love the layout. Gwen interrupted saying, but the best part is going to be, and she slid open the patio door. Nancy was flabbergasted Oh my gawd, fucking perfect! Brad jumped up and said to Gwen, did you see all this, The hot tub was full of very blue water with steam coming off the top, The BBQ was almost completely done. Mom said, oops, forgot to tell you, Jack said he wanted to thank you for allowing the nudity. And told me to point out all the extra shit in the cabana, and he’s putting a rotisserie on the grill. He said he’s painting tomorrow and should be done by the end of the day. Brad said, He’s getting a very nice bonus.

Nancy laid down on a lounger and pointed to Brad, Would you mind straddling my face so I can suck that very nice looking cock. Then looked at mom and said See if you can figure out the ring as well as your son did! Brad hadn’t been having a lot of sex with different partners yet and to have someone new sucking on his dick and playing with his ass and balls was gonna drive him over the edge pretty quick. He debated on stepping away, just to slow it down or just say fuck it and cum. When Nancy stuck a finger in his ass he didn’t have a choice, He was cumming hard and when Nancy’s finger hit his prostrate he almost passed out. His knees were wobbling and he had a hard time getting over to the other lounger to collapse!

Gwen loved the ring but kept letting it go when she started moving her mouth around. The she’d have to stop, find the ring, and start over. Sean was watching from the doorway. Nancy saw him and said Come show your mom how it’s done!

Gwen looked up and raised her eyebrows questioningly. Sean just shook his head yes. He came over and knelt down next to them and got the ring where he wanted it and held it down with his thumb. He told his mom to keep going. She was lapping all over Nancy’s pussy (and Sean’s thumb!). When Sean saw Nancy getting ready for an orgasm, he stopped his mom and said See, if you ... and Nancy interrupted him saying you asshole, let her finish! Sean continued grabbing his moms left hand and placing it on Nancy’s abdomen. Then stretched out her thumb to hold down the ring. He started to get up and said you might want to wait a minute while I run get my football shoulder pads! Nancy laughed and yelled at Gwen to get her fucking mouth busy! I went in to the kitchen to get a drink (the original purpose for leaving my room!) And was just heading upstairs as I heard Mrs Hayden screaming!

I went back to my room and was gonna crawl back in bed with Susan. She wasn’t there. I heard the toilet in mom and dads room flush and Susan walked out. I asked her if she’d take a long slow hot shower with me. She said she’d love it! I closed mom and dad’s door, and the bathroom door. I didn’t want to be interrupted! I adjusted two of the shower heads to hit us on the bench and sat down behind her cuddling as close as I could. Susan asked if she could gush yet? I said A little, my dick was right in her butt crack and she kept rubbing my legs. Susan asked Are you okay with what happened with Carl? I said yea, that was perfect. I think I’m gonna have a good friend that I’m not apprehensive about having sex with. If, he feels the same, we’re gonna have a

great friendship. Susan said, OK is the sex becoming to much. I said No not really, sex for the sake of sex was great, but what if I want more. I’m not going to meet a girlfriend at the Y, I’m gonna meet a lot of sex partners, but not someone I can grow close to. Susan sat up and spun around. Wait a minute buster! You’ve been a member less than a week. Would you have met a girl in that amount of time at school? I said No. She continued, then, as your mom says, slow your horses down, give it time. I know for a fact that there are several girls interested in you for more than just sex. One in particular! I said Oh yea, who? She said Not now, but don’t be in a hurry and give it a chance. Since we were facing each other her hand kinda snuck onto my dick and in turn, mine kinda had to go find her pussy. She asked, How would you feel about a little luvin’. I leaned into her and we kissed passionately. We moved down to floor and had our hands all over each other. When my hand found her pussy again, she spread her legs wide and said put it in me now, real slow! I did and it was very slow and loving, we were meeting each others thrusts and she said slow down, I love you and want this to last! I laid down on her, feeling the absolutely awesome tits pushing into my chest and put one arm under and around her neck. We just laid there for a few minutes and I said, I really do love you too and don’t want this to ever end, but, I REALLY NEED TO CUM! When she laughed it was making her pussy move up and down a little and I completely lost it! She put both arms around me and pulled me tight into her.

Gawd, you’re something. We finally got up and were standing under the spray. She said, Sean, you know I love you, and I know you love me, but I just want to make sure you understand that our friendship/relationship can never go beyond what it is now. We’ll never be boyfriend/girlfriend, but we sure as hell will be lovers! Ok? I kinda smiled and said, that’s a little presumptuous of you isn’t it, what makes you think I would want you as a girlfriend! She punched me on the shoulder, I killed the water, and we got out and dried off.

I said, alright, who do we crash, the adults by the pool, or the girls in Dani’s room. Susan jumped up and down and waved her arms around and said Uh uh, girls please. Before I opened the door I reached over and put her face in both my hands, kissed her and said Thank you!

We knocked on Dani’s door. Dani said come in. When they saw Susan, they all jumped up and were all trying to hug her at once. Carla and Steph finally gave me a little attention and were hugging and kissing on me.

Dani was hugging Susan and leaned up to her ear and said, You go after Carla and I’ll bite your nipples! Susan broke the hug and reached for Carla and said Come to me bitch! Carla fell into her arms saying Take Me Take Me. Dani finally got her mouth closed and leaned down and (playfully) bit Susan’s nipples.

Steph came over to me and said, You know I really like pussy, but every once in a while a girl just needs a good stiff dick. I half turned for the door and said Give me a minute, I’ll go find you one!

The tone was set! We all hit the floor and played with anything our hands could find. Susan, Dani and Carla gravitated into a circle and were devouring each others pussies. Steph had me on my back with her pussy planted on my face and a dildo looking at my ass-hole! She just looked at me and said Shut up, you’ll like it! Her mouth got busy on my dick and 1, no 2, no 3 fucking fingers just found my ass!

Dani and Carla were writhing almost uncontrollably, Dani even knocked over one of her speakers and didn’t even slow down.

Because of all the hugging that went on when we first came in, the door never got shut. There were mom, dad and Mrs Hayden. They didn’t come in but mom was leaning back against the door jam while Mrs Hayden had a handful of fingers moving in and out of her pussy! And, I’m not sure but I think Dad was about to fuck Mrs Hayden’s ass!

I turned to Steph and nodded towards the door. Steph angled her head to see and looked back at me and smiled. She whispered in my ear “Make me cum hard! now! I rolled Steph onto her back, wiped a little lube off the dildo and smeared it on my dick. I took a couple of good swipes with my tongue across Steph’s ass and pussy then kneeled into her and rammed my dick into her ass. She screamed and I really mean screamed and started bucking my dick. I didn’t even have to move, she was riding me so fast and hard. She screamed again and cum started shooting out of her pussy. Everyone stopped what the were doing and were watching us. As Steph started squirting, Susan came over and planted her mouth on Steph’s pussy, That just made her cum harder. As her hips started slowing down, and her pussy was only dribbling, we latched on to each other and wouldn’t let go.

Susan tried to get up and lost her balance, not because she was tired or worn out, she couldn’t fucking see! Mom and Mrs Hayden took her arms and led her to the master shower. Dani and Carla tried to get Steph but couldn’t, dad came to the rescue and actually picked her up and carried her to Dani’s shower. When he thought she’d be ok he left Dani and Carla there to take care of her. Dad came back and put his hand out to help me get up, and I said, In a couple minutes. Dad crouched down and said Sean, I’m 40 years old, have been around and seen a lot, and really consider myself pretty worldly. Your mom has told me a few of the stories from the Y, and honestly I thought she was embellishing them a lot, but I gotta ask you ... I looked up at him ... WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO ALL THIS!!!? I said, honestly dad, I don’t know, I didn’t even know I could do half this stuff. He reached his hand out and pulled me up and took me to the downstairs shower. He even got in with me and worked the shower wand all over.

It was only a little after 10 and we all kinda knew to meet up on the patio. Mom broke out a plate full of ham, cheese and crackers and made a big piture of Sangria.

Most of the talk centered around Steph and I which embarrassed the crap out of both of us. Susan saw it was embarrassing us and said Gwen, you need to have a talk with your daughter, Dani looked at Susan questioningly. She’s got real jealous when I wanted to eat her girlfriend’s pussy and even tried to bite my nipples. Dani punched Susan’s shoulder and said you bitch! Carla grabbed Dani’s hand and said girlfriend? Dani buried her head in her hands and yelled stop it!

Dad said Hot Tub??? We now knew for sure it would hold at least 8. Gawd did it feel good. Steph was on one side of me and Susan on the other. Their hands kept fighting for my dick and I decided I was the clear winner I was hard again!

Mom announced everyone is staying the night, and that’s not a request or a question. Mom said we all have our assignments from last time, get your asses in gear! Mom had already set a stack of towels by the hot tub. We dried off.

I went to the garage for the mattresses, Dani grabbed Carla and went after pillows. Mom and Mrs Hayden and Steph got the sheets and blankets dad and Susan just sat in the hot tub. Susan, said you know Brad, you’ve got a special boy there. Brad said Yea, I was kinda just telling him the same thing. I don’t know where he gets it though. Susan changed the subject, and asked, You’re ok with Gwen and I playing around aren’t you? We really like each other and love being together, sexually or not! Brad said, as long as you two don’t pull a “Thelma And Louise” and drive off into the sunset together, and you let me watch sometimes, have at it. There’s something about you Susan that we don’t want to loose. Susan slid over to Brad and started playing with his cock. He put his hand on her pussy. They turned sideways and started kissing. Susan patted the top edge of the tub and Brad got up. Susan went down on him again and he was dumbfounded, what was it about her mouth that made him want to cum so fast!

We had the bed ready in less than 15 minutes. Dad said, No sex in this bed. You’re here to relax or sleep. After what all has happened tonight, I’ll lighten up a little and say hugging and spooning is ok. He got up and put on “Three To Tango”. Dani, Steph and Carla formed a really nice looking spoon with Dani in the middle. I rolled over to Susan and she turned over and hugged me, kissed me very lovingly and said your dick in my ass crack, and your arms over my tits, NOW. Mom, Mrs Hayden and dad had a spoon going with dad in the middle.

We actually all woke up about the same time in the same positions!

Susan and Carla were getting ready for work right away and I asked mom if I could go to the Y all day. She said No, hun, you need a break, or they do! I’ve got some things for you to do around the house anyway. Dani said I guess I can’t go either? Mom said No, I’ve got some shit for you too.

Susan and Dani gave us all kisses and took off. Mrs Hayden said they had furniture being delivered this morning and they should probably go too. Steph pulled me into the bathroom and laid a humongous kiss on me and said Last night was fucking amazing, Thank you!

Dani was out talking to Jerod, mom was talking to Jack. I was bored already! The doorbell rang, I looked out, it was Susan. I opened the door quickly, her eyes were all blood shot and swollen. I gave her a hug and said What’s wrong? She said she wanted to talk to mom. Mom had just come in and said Susan?! Susan asked if they could talk, Mom dragged her into the kitchen and shooed me away saying girl talk! Susan looked around to make sure I had left and turned to mom and said, It’s family stuff again, but I need to talk. Mom said sure go on. Susan said her dad had showed up at the Y and he and mom got into a tiff. Dad doesn’t agree with or like my lifestyle. He didn’t know mom had been coming to the Y and she came around the corner just as dad was about to lay into me. Mom, in all her naked glory grabbed Milton (Milt) (my dad) by the arm and dragged him into the office. The bits and pieces I heard were basically that she, Susan, Carl and Amy (who was Amy?) liked this lifestyle and if he wasn’t willing to get on-board or at least meet them halfway, then maybe it was time to rethink this marriage. Mom continued, your daughter, who you’ve got crying out there just made love to someone yesterday, and in all my 67 years I have never seen anything so beautiful! It isn’t just about sex, it’s lasting friendships and love! And, if you can’t see that then maybe you should go.

Milt looked down at Madge and said You’re naked! Mom laughed. Then they sat down and tried talking reasonably. That’s when Susan left and high-tailed it over to the Halls.

I had heard enough and ran upstairs to get dressed. I didn’t have a drivers license yet, but did have a learners permit and had driven quite a bit. I grabbed moms keys and headed to the Y. I asked Carla where Mr Adler was and she pointed at the office. I knocked and Mrs Adler answered, Sean, I didn’t think you were here today. I said I just wanted to talk to Mr Adler. She

opened the door wider and I went in. Hello, Mr Adler, I’m Sean Hall, and I’m probably part of your problem. Can we talk. He shook my hand and said Milt. Sir, I’m 16 years old and have grown more and learned more in the past week here than anyone ever thought possible. It’s not all about sex, all though that is kinda fun (Milt smiled - good sign), This place in general and your daughter in particular have instilled values in me that will be with me for the rest of my life. I’m more tolerant of people and their idiosyncrasies. I’m less judgmental. And just based on an overheard conversation, that’s something you could use lessons in. I kept quiet a minute and Milt had his chin resting on his fist. He looked at Madge and said, in all my years, I’ve never been taught a lesson by a snot-nosed 16 year old kid! He looked at me and reached his hand out and said If everybody in this mixed up family thinks you walk on water, maybe I should listen.