Mayhem in a Pill
Copyright© 2015 by Shinerdrinker
Chapter 94: So, Come Here Often?
Sunlight pierced through the glass sliding door, doing another efficient job of waking Tim from the deep sleep he thoroughly enjoyed. First, he noticed the reflections of light dancing off the dust in the air. Then he noticed the weight of hairy noggins using his chest as a pillow. He raised his head and noticed not one but two girls smiling up at him.
“You see, I told you he wasn’t gonna stay asleep,” the blonde told her brunette friend. Their names skipped Tim’s memory at that moment. The nanites seemed to understand his predicament, and soon enough, their names appeared over each girl’s face as they began a contest of competing fellatio. They seemed quite skilled and showed above-average dexterity in the dual effort. Tina, the blonde, was tonguing the head, while Rachel, the brunette, was currently massaging a testicle in her mouth. At some unknown signal, they switched jobs, adding new sensations, albeit not unpleasant, to their transition.
“I’ll give you a good hour or so to stop doing that,” Tim teased. The dual women giggled while simultaneously working both of his balls and the head of his dick – something Tim reminded himself never to forget.
“Like you could last an hour,” one of them joked.
“Shut up! I think he’d give us a run for our money, and I’d hate to think about what my jaw would feel like after an hour straight of this,” the blonde warned. “Besides, babe, you were right, he’s a two-person job for sure.” They both giggled again, causing Tim to moan in satisfaction.
A few minutes later, Tim blew in Tina’s mouth, and once finished, she quickly kissed her friend deeply, sharing the spunk back and forth before making a show of both of them swallowing it all with nary a drop spilled between the two. It was quite a sight.
“We’d better put this toy away, or we’ll never get started with the day,” one of the girls said aloud.
Tim had his eyes closed, relaxing in his post orgasmic feelings. He took a moment to notice that the three of them were alone in the same room where Tim had fallen asleep after the last party. Troy Williams, the graduating quarterback of their state championship-winning football team, was previously in that room, too.
Tim dropped his head back down and felt the cushion of the same futon love seat. He soon took the hint from the girls, got up, and dressed just a few moments before the glass door slid open.
“Oh, good, you’re all up. Hey, ladies, how was our boy?” Troy asked as he moved to pick up the small amount of trash left on a coffee table.
“Oh, he was great!” They both laughed when they answered at the same time.
“I’ll bet. Hey, can you three give me a hand outside? It’s not that bad, but you know, don’t piss off the ‘rents and maybe they’ll let us have a few more of these before we all leave for school.” Everyone sprang to action at that, and after tidying up their sleep area, they made their way outside for additional cleaning duties.
A good hour later, the backyard was miraculously back to its condition before the party began.
Tina wrapped her arm around Tim’s neck, bringing him down to her for a deep kiss. At the same time, Rachel reached around for his groin and gave him a series of squeezes through his ever-tightening blue jeans. Tim felt a hand slide something into one of his back pockets.
“Give us a call, and we can try this again and see if you can go for an hour, for real.” Rachel then gave Tim her own kiss, and the two ladies jogged out to their car somewhere out in the front yard.
Tim reached into his pocket and pulled out a folded-up piece of paper with Tina’s phone number, but both girls signed the bottom.
“What’s that?” Jeff appeared magically by his side, taking a peek at the paper from over Tim’s shoulder. He caught the names and began nodding in understanding. “Ah, the Brennan Babes.”
“Who?”
“Your lady friends. I think they’re like juniors out at Brennan, but I think they used to go to the same church as our offensive captain. I’ve only heard of them showing up to a couple of his parties before. Well, it was a big celebration, of course.”
“Of course.”
“Do yourself a favor, man. You’ve got gold right there,” Jeff pointed to the paper Tim was refolding and returning to his pocket. “Don’t let any other prospectors know you done found the mother-lode!” Jeff smiled at his own quick-witted retort.
“How long do you think I should wait until I call them?”
Jeff responded instantly. “Give it until like Wednesday and set up a date with them for either Friday or Saturday night. They always double up, and they are known for being friendly, but they are pretty selective,” Jeff explained as the two pulled the last couple of bags of trash out to the curb.
“Have you?” Tim asked, leaving the question open-ended.
“With them?” Tim nodded. “Na. I never rated high enough for them, but from what I’ve heard, they are nice girls. I never really heard their real story, but I do understand they are like the best of friends and prefer to share everything,” Jeff stated before leaning in to Tim and muttering under his breath. “I mean everythang.” He stood back up, pulled the garbage bag out of the can, and tied it closed before placing the bag with the others they had collected.
Both defensive linemen stuffed the full garbage bags into the larger city garbage can for pickup later in the week. “Besides, from what I heard, you got a little more information about it than I do.” Jeff accented his advice with a lighthearted slap to the back of Tim’s head and then took off running back to the pool with Tim jogging just behind.
“Hey, dudes, thanks a lot for your help,” Troy said. Then he pointed toward the table crowded by the last few party-goers hungrily digging into a few bags of bean and cheese tacos from Sombrero Rosa.
“Aw, no problem, Cap. Our pleasure. Yo, who do we owe for this breakfast of champions?” Jeff queried, then lightly tapped Tim on the arm before reaching for a couple of tacos.
“Don’t worry. It was the last of the monetary donations from friends of the football program for last night’s party. I figure something for those actual humans nice enough to stay behind and help clean up, and they could use a pick-me-up before I punt them all in their keesters to get them out of my house.”
Soon enough, the last of the tacos were gobbled up by the remaining guests, but no one really wanted the party to end. Soon enough, though, the social norms dictated that things wind down. With a simple head nod and an emphasis on the empty bag from Sombrero Rosa, Tim and Jeff made plans to get a little more to eat. Jeff rubbed his thumb and finger together in a universal gesture for money, emphasizing the thought, and Tim answered with another head nod. It was a deep conversation between friends.
Final goodbyes were shared, and promises for another party in the next semester were suggested. Jeff and Tim were quiet on the short jaunt to the school’s favorite taco stand, and the silence continued until their orders were retrieved and the two sat down at a familiar table on Sombrero Rosa’s patio.
“Dude, it’s gonna feel weird not having any opponent to get ready for, for a Friday game,” Tim exclaimed, looking for some sort of conversation. Jeff simply stared at him for a moment and moved to eat the second half of another taco before stopping himself mid-bite.
“Dude. I’m never going to play football for Roosevelt ever again. I’ll never step onto that field again and bust skulls with my best friends. You,” he started, but sat up a bit straighter. “You are just at the start of your football career. Thankfully, because of your hard work and you showing up in my life, I’m gonna get to keep playing ball at least. It’s gonna get harder, but fuck, I am soooo ready to get it going at UTSA. You brought the eyes to the team.”
“Oh. Yeah, I guess,” Tim muttered and continued. “But your hard work got them to notice you. Those scouts were sitting up in the stands saying, ‘Hey, who’s that old guy constantly trying to follow Mayhem?” The two gave each other very strong high fives. The two hands slapping each other gave a loud clap heard throughout the restaurant patio. The two boys meekly apologized to the others on the patio.
“No need to apologize, guys. I was once where you are,” announced an older gentleman topped in salt and pepper hair tucked underneath a weathered Houston Astros baseball cap. The man, sitting with two young boys and sharing a meal at a neighboring table, said. “I was a member of the class of 1988.” He pointed toward the high school across the street. “And I earned a full-ride scholarship to Southwest Texas State by playing football. It gave me the chance to get what I have today.”
He glanced toward his boys as they were finishing their tacos, and he paused as if lost in a memory. “I played four years. We weren’t ever really that good, so I never seriously considered playing in the NFL, but I did earn my degree and got a solid career doing something I love almost as much as my family. All because of football.” The father leaned over with a paper napkin and wiped the youngest boy’s mouth before resuming.
“It all started on those same dusty, grassless practice football fields behind that school.” The man leaned toward them and shook both Tim’s and Jeff’s hands. He held onto Jeff’s hand a bit longer. “UTSA is a damn good school. Use the opportunity and don’t let it slip through your fingers chasing some pie in the sky shot at glory. Use the game to set up your future.”
He turned to Tim. “You, however,” he offered Tim a handshake, which Tim returned generously. “You, I expect to watch you playing on Sundays with and against the best in the world in the NFL. Lord knows you have the talent for it.”
A phone on the table beeped, indicating a text had been received. The oldest boy picked it up and read it. “Come on, Dad, we gotta pick up Mama from the mall!”
“Okay, let’s clean up our trash so we can go.” He poured the trash into the can and slid the tray atop the others. “High school football is great, but you gotta be ready to stretch your wings when it’s time to leave the nest.”
His boys asked for a picture with Tim. He did one as a simple selfie, and then he picked up both boys in one hand and pressed them both up over his head. The boys were cracking up with laughter, as was their father.
The man collected up the last of the trash left behind by his two young children. With a wave, the father rejoined his kids, who were waiting for him just inside the door, full of the youth and energy wasted on the young.
It didn’t seem like anything else needed to be said on the subject, so the two finished up and headed home for the rest of the weekend.
After a rousing and impromptu sing-along rendition of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody in the car, Tim and Jeff were stopped, waiting for a train to pass, still several minutes away from reaching Tim’s place. Tim’s phone rang. “Ah, hell,” Tim announced.
He looked at the display and immediately answered with the phone’s speaker function. “Hi, Mom,” both Jeff and Tim said aloud.
“What’s up?” Tim asked on his own.
“Are you close to coming home yet?”
“Yeah, I’m a couple minutes away. Me and Jeff got caught by a train on Eisenhauer Road. Did you need something?”
“No. It’s just that you have a couple of guests who just showed up. Hurry home. I’ll tell them you are on your way,” she responded and hung up.
“Um, okay,” Tim said aloud and slowly put his phone back in his pocket. “So I guess I have a guest at the house.”
“I didn’t hear her say who, or did I miss it?”
Tim shook his head.
“Weird,” Jeff said, and immediately continued. “At least now I understand where you get it from.”
At that point, the end of the train cleared the road, the cars started moving, and Tim could not justify punching his friend in the face.
The two made good time and caught the lights all green the rest of the way to Tim’s house. While turning onto Tim’s street, both boys noticed a familiar pickup truck parked right in front of the house.
“Hey, does that truck look familiar to you?” Jeff asked with a wide smile on his face.
“Hold on, isn’t that Coach Barrett’s F-150?” Tim asked while the GTO slowed to a stop behind the truck.
“I think it is. Damn, Mayhem,” Jeff parsed. “What the hell did you do to get the coach to come to your house on a Saturday after the season?” Jeff chided.
“Dunno. I don’t think I did anything out of the ordinary last night, did I?” Both shared a chuckle as Tim got out of the car.
“I’ll leave you to it, but lemme know what’s up later.” Jeff turned up the radio to keep blasting AC/DC’s “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap,” fired up the engine, and powered back down the road before Tim could say anything.
Tim opened his front door, and his eyes met with an older man in a workout suit, who he saw sitting at the family dinner table next to Coach Barrett.
“Well, I’m guessing you’re Tim,” the older gentleman said. Rising, he offered a firm handshake as a greeting. Also rising was Coach Barrett, the head freshman football coach at Roosevelt, who simply waved when Tim met his eyes.
“Okay, what did I do wrong now?”
“Nothing, Tim. Why? Guilty conscience coming home the next morning from celebrating a well-deserved winning season?” Coach Barrett joked. “Now if you did something wrong in your parents’ eyes, well, we wouldn’t know anything about that.” The coaches laughed. “No, this is Claude Mathis. He’s the head football coach up at DeSoto High School. We used to coach together a few years ago, you know, back when we had to watch out for dinosaurs running onto the field in-between plays.”
The concern must have been written on Tim’s face.
“Oh, don’t worry, he’s not here in that capacity. He’s in town for another reason,” Coach Barrett left the space for Coach Mathis to chime in.
“First of all, great game, by the way. Absolutely great game,” Coach Mathis offered. “I have a feeling you are now on the minds of a couple of college scouts and coaches after that performance. You definitely got a few more fans from that performance,” Andrew exclaimed. “And that’s what brings me here today.”
“Let me explain why I’m here. Have you ever heard of the Navy All-American Bowl?” Coach Mathis asked.
Tim nodded and answered truthfully, “Well, just vaguely, sir.” Tim sat up a little straighter and continued with his answer. “Doesn’t Under Armour sponsor their own All-Star Game, as well?”
“Yeah, they started one up a few years after our first one. It used to be sponsored by the Army, and they held it up in Dallas, but then they moved the game to San Antonio in like 2002. They’ve been playing it here every year since. Basically, we bring out the best high school senior football players from across the country for a week and give them a chance to see the sights, eat some barbecue, and test themselves out against the best in the country,” Coach Mathis explained.
“In more recent years, they have begun bringing in players from other years, like sophomores and juniors, to at least practice, especially if they are well-known players getting ready for the spotlights to shine brightly on them in their own rights. Last year was the first year we let a few select underclassmen play in the game.”
“I notice you said sophomores and juniors. I am just a freshman,” Tim cited.
“You could’ve fooled me, son,” both coaches retorted, then laughed.
“Okay, so you want me to come and be a tackling dummy for the seniors before they go onto the college ranks,” Tim summarized.
“Well, from what Coach Barrett has told me and seeing how you held up during that championship game, I’m confident you can more than hold your own with these seniors,” Coach Mathis commented but also smiled and joked, “Heck, I’m pretty sure you could get a few of the guys to want to give up college ball when they see how well you play!”
“It’s a great chance for you to set yourself up against the best in the country and see how you line up against them. I think the only time you’ve been challenged on the football field is that championship game against Antwaun Gibbs. I was planning on spending a few moments with you this off-season to gauge what your future plans might become. Is football your way into college? I’ve seen your grades, and they’re not a problem for you.”
Coach Mathis placed his hand on Coach Barrett’s arm, stopping his address. “Antwaun will be there. We can put both of you on the same team, or we can break you up and watch the fight of the century, part two! Now that would be great television. Watch the best one-on-one battle in 50 years go at it again!”
Tim’s mother pushed a few pamphlets that she had been looking through while the three were talking to her son. “I see it’s like in early January. Is that before the spring school semester begins? Would he be missing any classes?”
“No.” Coach Barrett answered. “Luckily for us and Tim, this would be during the last week of the Christmas vacation, so that no classes will be missed by Tim. There will be a couple of guys who will miss some school, but that is on an individual basis and under the purview of their individual schools,” Coach Barrett confirmed.
“Are you gonna be there, Coach?”
“Yeah. Claude asked me to be a working position coach for the West squad. I’ll be working with the...” Coach Barrett left his answer open-ended as he turned to Coach Mathis.
“I’m still not one-hundred-percent sure – either DBs or wide-outs. It depends on a couple of other coaches getting back in touch with me,” Coach Mathis answered.
“Okay, but we don’t know if I’ll get to play?”
“I can’t give you a one-hundred-percent yes or no answer on that, yet. There are some higher-ups who are not sure they want to see freshman football players getting rolled over by the seniors during practice or off the field, but if they haven’t heard of you, they soon will hear of you. You can shove it right in their faces during the week by out-practicing all the others.”
“Tim, I think you are, by far, the best football player I’ve ever had the pleasure of coaching. Even though it was only for a couple of weeks and a single session of summer two-a-day practices, I’m sure of that.” Coach Barrett emphasized. “I know you can hang with anyone on the football field right now. Heck, I think you could go to the pros and, after a couple of weeks, be playing right alongside them, but you need to see it for yourself. You can be the best. I truly believe that.” He looked at Tim’s mother beside him at the dining room table. “I truly believe that.”
“Wow,” Coach Mathis said under his breath. He then reached into his briefcase and pulled out a couple of business cards, passing them to Tim and to his mother. “Here is the phone number I’m using for all this game business. If you can give me a call before Friday, I can get you the right sizes for your gear and all the free swag the sponsors will throw at you. You’ll come out of it with a lot of stuff your friends and family will be more than happy to take off your hands if you don’t want all of it.”
Coach Mathis ended the visit with another strong handshake and a promise to get Tim’s decision before the end of the week. While walking toward the front door, a final question came to the forefront.
“What kind of free stuff will I get?” Tim inquired with a big smile.
“T-shirts, shorts, a few pairs of shoes, as well as cleats, hats, banners, and posters. Oh yeah, and this one they told me about yesterday morning,” he teased, fishing something out of his pocket. He handed Tim what looked like a baseball card with his picture on it, showing him as the head coach for the West squad in the upcoming game.
“When you initially check in, they are going to take a bunch of professional pictures, and later on during the week, they will print off 1,000 cards of you, so that you can give them out. They’ll also have a small questionnaire for the info they put on the back. Looks pretty cool, huh?” Tim had to agree. “In all seriousness, Tim, it is a great chance to get some top-notch coaching you probably have not had just yet. No offense, coach.”
“None taken,” Coach Barrett returned. “Tim, it really is a great opportunity for you and for them. Think it over. It’s not like you have to worry about getting back into shape for the game or anything.” Coach Barrett looked back at Tim’s mother. “Really, Mrs. Murphy, would it be too difficult to shove a few doughnuts down his throat so he doesn’t make everyone feel too out of shape?”
Both coaches were laughing out loud as they made their way down the sidewalk back to the truck they arrived in.
“Hey, Coach? Round is a shape, ain’t it?” Both coaches laughed more as the truck drove down the street.
The excitement of the visit quickly diminished in the Murphy household, and the weekend started in earnest.
“Hey, Mom, where’s everybody else?”
“Oh, your dad had some emergency down at the office he needed to take care of, and your sister spent the night with some friends. I expect her back later in the afternoon. Your father, on the other hand, I should give him a call and find out what’s holding him up.”
Tim went to his room while his mother dialed the kitchen phone. Tim didn’t want to listen in, so he got undressed into some ‘hanging around the house’ clothes. Rather than turn on the TV or his computer, he pulled out the keyboard he bought at the beginning of the school year and practiced some songs he had purchased at the same time.
Tim didn’t hear his mother come up behind him. After he finished the first song, his mom put her hands on his shoulders and watched his hands. Tim nodded his head all the way back and smiled at her. She lightly stroked his hair.
“He’s gonna be busy until about dinner time. Hey, you’re getting pretty good at that song. What about singing it, too?”
“Well, I’ve been trying a bit, but not too loud.”
“Why?”
Tim took a moment to look down at his fingers on the keys, and told the truth. “Nerves, I guess.”
“Play it right now. Please,” his mother sat down on his bed, waiting for her show.
“What? Now?”
She just nodded yes.
“Okay.”
When he finished, he was scared to death to turn around to see his mother’s negative reaction. Instead, he heard a small sniffle. He spun around rapidly, thinking something was wrong. She was wiping her eyes with a t-shirt from his bed that Tim had planned to put on before the whim to play the keyboard called him to sit down.
“That was wonderful, Timothy!” She used the shirt again. On the second use, she realized what she was using. “This is clean, right?”