Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 851

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to make a difference in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

Harold Schlumberg is such a person.

QUOTE FROM HAROLD: “I’ve often been asked, ‘ ... What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?’

Well, I stay active and happy. I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer and scotch into urine.

Then I take a jog out to the shed and piss on a picture of Justin Trudeau, Kathleen Wynne and Rachel Notley. (All Canadian Politicians)

I do this several times every day. I really enjoy it and I get my exercise too!”

Harold is an inspiration to all of us old folks.


This one is compliments of J & B.

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