Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This one is compliments of Charm B. :
Just one or two (actually four) old ones you may not have met. I like the last one best, perhaps because I was born before Germany invaded Poland in 1939.
Why are brides dressed all in white?
To match the rest of the kitchen fixtures.
How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
They can’t. Someone has to fetch a tenor to stand on a chair and change it, while all the baritones stand round saying, “I can’t do that - it’s too high.”
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1 This is this cat.
2 This is is cat.
3 This is how cat.
4 This is to cat.
5 This is keep cat.
6 This is an cat.
7 This is old cat.
8 This is fool cat.
9 This is busy cat.
10 This is for cat.
11 This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.
Now, go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading: “Don’t Miss The Amazing Italian.”