Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
These Compliments Of The Shy One.
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work. She said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”
The husband said, “Great, tell me why you’re so happy!”
“I’m pregnant!” she shouted.
He said, “That’s wonderful! I couldn’t be happier!”
Then, she said, “Oh, Honey, wait, there’s more!” He asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”
She said, “Well, we aren’t having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS! Amazed, he asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit” and BOTH tests came out positive!”
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.