Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 627
These Are Compliments of Smokeyjoe
The old people’s home put on a bus trip for its residents, they toured around stopping every now and then for a bit of sightseeing. Around lunchtime, they pulled in to a pub’s car park and they all went in to get a counter lunch.
Edith and Mary had a lovely lunch with a pot of beer, Edith then said to Mary “Would you go to the bar and get another beer, whilst your there ask if there’s any entertainment on?”
So Mary goes to the bar, asked for two pots of beer then asked the barman if there was any entertainment.
“Yes love, just some country and western.”
Mary, a bit hard of hearing, goes back to their table and when Edith asks about entertainment, Mary said “He said yes, just some cunt from Preston.”
Young Bill goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, I’ve got a problem, I can’t get an erection. No matter what I or my girlfriend does, it won’t come up.”
So the doc checks him out, sticks a couple of hormone shots in him and sends him on his way.
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