Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 504
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Why RabbiRabbit likes baseball:
Outstanding Football Quotes
“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football”
John Heisman
“I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.”
Bear Bryant / Alabama
“It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!”
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat. That costs money, and we don’t have any.”
Erk Russell / Georgia Southern
“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.”
Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Norte Dame
“When you win, nothing hurts.”
Joe Namath / Alabama
“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.”
Woody Hayes / Ohio State
“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.”
Bob Devaney / Nebraska
In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.”
Wally Butts / Georgia
“We might have got our asses kicked for the last forty years but I still made 500 million dollars.”
William Clay Ford
“I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.”
Alex Karras / Iowa
My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.”
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.”
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
“Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.”
Shug Jordan / Auburn
“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me. “He said, “Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren’t any good.”
Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State
“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.”
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
“Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport.”
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
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