Jokes and Giggles - Cover

Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 504

Why RabbiRabbit likes baseball:

Outstanding Football Quotes

“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football”

John Heisman

“I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.”

Bear Bryant / Alabama

“It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!”

Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat. That costs money, and we don’t have any.”

Erk Russell / Georgia Southern

“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.”

Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Norte Dame

“When you win, nothing hurts.”

Joe Namath / Alabama

“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”

Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.”

Woody Hayes / Ohio State

“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.”

Bob Devaney / Nebraska

In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.”

Wally Butts / Georgia

“We might have got our asses kicked for the last forty years but I still made 500 million dollars.”

William Clay Ford

“I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.”

Alex Karras / Iowa

My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.”

Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee

“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.”

Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

“Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.”

Shug Jordan / Auburn

“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me. “He said, “Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren’t any good.”

 
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