Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 369

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

The Maid

The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Rosalee, why do you want a pay increase?"

Rosalee: "Well, Ma'am, there are three reasons why I want a increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Rosalee: "Your husband he said so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Rosalee: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Rosalee: "Your husband did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Rosalee: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Rosalee: "No Ma'am ... the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you think would be fair?

This is compliments of Gary:

History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this-- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

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