Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 364

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

If you are a Canadian you will appreciate this...

A guy is walking along Whyte Avenue when he comes across a lamp partially buried in a garbage can.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Liberals balance the budget and eliminate the debt."

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.


80 YEAR OLD'S PHYSICAL

An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, "Ron, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?

Are you at peace with God?"

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