Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Kandahar when they came upon an Afghani terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was a Canadian soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Canadian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Ayman Zawahiri (leader of Al-Qaeda) was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Justin Trudeau is a privileged, bureaucratic dreamer, unrealistic, good-for-nothing, left wing dickhead who knows Bugger all about running a country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dressed and acted like a frigid, mean-spirited Camel humping lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Kathleen Wynne!'
'And, then there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands,
... when a truck hit us.'